WANTED! A DONKEY

Please contact the Tanjung Rambutan Zoo if you see this donkey. Here is some facts bout her:
- she's a donkey called Donk
- she's 19
- she's mad
- she's pintai
- she drives a wira (sometimes there's a cow beside her)
- she has no sense of direction
- mad is her favourite word
- she's so small size that i think she should buy clothes from kiki lala
- she laugh like a mad woman
- she didnt know who stephen fung tak lun is
- she is super 8
- her husband is a stone called just blur (LOL)
- she eats grass
- she chats with a pathetic pig on msn almost every night
- the nicest thing she has ever done was listening to pig's cnn report about jerk haha
- her biggest achivements were reaching my house and klcc
- her biggest failure was failing to guide pig to the 'right path'
- her dream is to take a photo of pig hugging her
- she sleeps with a lizard
- she automatically opens her mouth everytime she sees motorola jerk
- she cries over unimportant stuff haha
- she is desperately looking for a horse
- she's the nicest n funniest donkey on earth
p/s: donk i know you wanna slap me hahaha...but u sendiri asked for it LOL
2 Comments:
mad...i cry for very good reasons lo ok...wahahaha where got lizard?..dun so disgusting can mou? ok i totally forgot about motorola jerk until i read tis lame post. n excuse me pls..JUST BLUR IS NOT MY HUSBAND. pls delete tat sentence..later nobody wan me jor...sobs
excuse me..u sendiri told me just blur is your lou gong wahahaaa.and crying after you made a person cry is not a good reason.haha
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