Sunday, December 17, 2006

WANTED! A DONKEY


Please contact the Tanjung Rambutan Zoo if you see this donkey. Here is some facts bout her:
  • she's a donkey called Donk
  • she's 19
  • she's mad
  • she's pintai
  • she drives a wira (sometimes there's a cow beside her)
  • she has no sense of direction
  • mad is her favourite word
  • she's so small size that i think she should buy clothes from kiki lala
  • she laugh like a mad woman
  • she didnt know who stephen fung tak lun is
  • she is super 8
  • her husband is a stone called just blur (LOL)
  • she eats grass
  • she chats with a pathetic pig on msn almost every night
  • the nicest thing she has ever done was listening to pig's cnn report about jerk haha
  • her biggest achivements were reaching my house and klcc
  • her biggest failure was failing to guide pig to the 'right path'
  • her dream is to take a photo of pig hugging her
  • she sleeps with a lizard
  • she automatically opens her mouth everytime she sees motorola jerk
  • she cries over unimportant stuff haha
  • she is desperately looking for a horse
  • she's the nicest n funniest donkey on earth

p/s: donk i know you wanna slap me hahaha...but u sendiri asked for it LOL

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mad...i cry for very good reasons lo ok...wahahaha where got lizard?..dun so disgusting can mou? ok i totally forgot about motorola jerk until i read tis lame post. n excuse me pls..JUST BLUR IS NOT MY HUSBAND. pls delete tat sentence..later nobody wan me jor...sobs

2:52 AM  
Blogger sha_jadebutterfly said...

excuse me..u sendiri told me just blur is your lou gong wahahaaa.and crying after you made a person cry is not a good reason.haha

2:03 AM  

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